New 100-mile Mountain Bike Race!!!

Press release: February 11, 2010
Exciting new ultra-marathon mountain bike race to take place at super-awesome trail.
The "WTF 100" promises excitement, suffering and a test of endurance, and that's just the registration process. We will promote the hell out of the WTF 100 and then cap the number of racers at a generous .001% of entrants. The lucky .001% of racers who get in will be determined by a lottery system. By lottery, we mean you will have a better chance of winning the Powerball than ever lining up on race day. Registration opened one hour ago (to the general public), and will be closed before you finish reading this press release. Be sure to tell your friends, as they will not want to miss out! All racers accepted for this year get automatic entry next year, meaning you will never get in, but we do have a waiting list to make you feel better about trying. See you there, and be sure to tell all your friends, "WTF!!"